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I've found one of my earlier blogs! It was the first one I wrote in January 2009. So by posting it now, along with this one I have a total of three blogs! BOO YAHHH!

I've already beaten my earlier record by a massive 50% without even breaking a sweat. If I continue at this rate I'll have six tomorrow but that's about as realistic an expectation as those contained in the aforementioned blog. It's called "Obama's inauguration speech, Jan 2009" and I'll post it next. Reading it back I'm thinking: Oh my god! I was so naive at thirty two and three quarters. Now that I'm thirty four and five sixths I think I've got a much better handle on the world (actually I've got much bigger love handles - but a long term girlfriend and a gym prohibiting foot injury will do that).

Anyway, Obama did turn out to be a good guy but just not that good at saving the world. At least he's supporting the Egyptian protestors though.

But the World is still royally fucked. Obama's election did not stop the world from being the kind of place were Jedward are so shit that they even momentarily diverted attention from how much of a punchable little goblin faced cunt Louis Walsh is. But only momentarily. Nor did it prevent a world in which Britain elected to high office the most disbelievable pair of goons yet. David Cameron And Nick Clegg - Camerclegg! It sounds like a mythical beast with seven arms and a gaping maw. A jabberwocky for the tabloid age. The suit wearing beast with the head of a banker and the mouth of a spin doctor.
In fact even that gives them kudos they don't deserve. I truly, truly hope they end their terms in complete humiliating, abject failure and the country learns to never vote for a vacuous tory bastard in either a blue or yellow suit again. But there goes my naive expectations again. Just one word though, Camerclegg. I've got several rants with your names on.