Thursday, 10 February 2011

New words

In this post I will add new words I've invented as and when I think of them. It will hopefully look like a cross between urban dictionary and Viz's profanisaurus:

Charisn'tma - the opposite of Charisma. A repellant quality. Possessed in abundance by Piers Morgan

Hippiecrite - A hypocritical hippie. Someone who superficially observes hippie values such as peace and respect for all life but then eats a meat sandwich. Or declares themselves an anticapitalist then talks on their state of the art 3G smartphone that was designed in silicon valley, assembled in taiwan and distributed by a huge shipping coproration (which they probably bought on a credit card issued by a banking conglomerate)

Testostocrat - One who favours rule by men. A world of career glass ceilings and golf course business deals.....

Oestrogist - One who favours rule by women. A world where the arms industry follows monthly, lunar cycles.

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